You've probably been wondering what to get me for my birthday, which is now 19 days away.
Well, wonder no longer.
It's the Chester Walk-in Bathtub.
I have become addicted to long showers to ease my aches and pains, and it's growing more and more difficult to navigate the bathtub/shower. This is the perfect solution -- just look at how happy and relaxed that old man is.
I just need to get permission from our landlord.